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the-sonic-url:

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

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peachhhh:

where can i illegally download a nice body

(Source: daezily, via new-utopia)

deodrant:

u kno those movies that u kind of have to watch to understand half of tumblr

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broadway-phan:

fact-and-fricti0n:

The fact that some people would much rather commit suicide than go to school leads me to believe that something isn’t right

This deserves more notes.

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seblaine:

time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet

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chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

(via swiftlygoesthedays)

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: cowboybeboop, via wordsieversaid)