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best friend plucked my eyebrows for me so they’re neat again yaay
There’s so much more to life than what you’re feeling now. Hunter Hayes (via paintdeath)


what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life







omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help



i’ve never seen something so accurate




the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

Anonymous: You should post a butt pic

I don’t think so

Anonymous: You arent to be trusted and you know why

sure jess sure 😉


I have never related so much to something.