What do you call a sick eagle?
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
being a girl is really fucking expensive
growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry
I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
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