one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
u kno those movies that u kind of have to watch to understand half of tumblr
The fact that some people would much rather commit suicide than go to school leads me to believe that something isn’t right
This deserves more notes.
time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head